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April 20th, 2004
12:32 am
If you could have anyone locked in a room so that you could torment them for a day, who would you choose, and how would you torment them?
Kryz10 20: i would get mark in a room and i would either get posada to come in so i could act all googly over him, or i would get jesus in there and act like i thought he was the real jesus
I m WitchBaby: i would torment, steve. i dont know why, and i dont know how. i just would.
shOrts15 522: mrs.glass i would tell her everything was better then stupid math..i think that would hurt her:-P
Rjarek727: in order to be mean, all i would use is a baseball bat and a can of salt
Rjarek727: and it would probably be someone like ben affleck
Rjarek727: cause weve already seen enough of his shit
Rjarek727: and i do mean shit
Rjarek727: cause man, all he makes is shit
Rjarek727: but it could also be george w bush
Rjarek727: hes a prick
Rjarek727: and any member of the yankees
Rjarek727: yeah, the list goes on
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April 14th, 2004
01:55 pm - If you were on the cover of a magazine, which magazine would it be, and what would the caption say?
I m WitchBaby: would be on Cats fancy, and the caption would say "three ways to cook up furr ball and fluffy to make three tasty chinese dishes"
aprovostHP: I would be in PLAY BOY
aprovostHP: and my caption would be "YOU WANT SOME OF THIS"
VanStrummer: Muscle and Fitness
VanStrummer: caption of "You'll Never Be as Ripped as This Guy"
NeonLoveChicken5: Cosmo... "What does it take to be number 1... in bed"
Hi kids350: It would be entertainment weekly
Hi kids350: and the caption would say:
Indie Film maker form Mass. makes throught provoking film about family and the farm. It is a film we haven't seen in years.....A film about a talking pig that could talk, Funnily titled "The Talking Pig That Could Talk".
Minniola1: Time magazine. It would say, "Amy Macdonald - An American Girl or a Russian Princess? Reasearchers have found who may be the only living heir to the Romanov throne"
shOrts15 522: Cosmo:*being a midget is great...u dont even need to get on your knees;-)
Dynomite935: i would say GQ and the caption would be the new kid on the block
linds528: cosmo......absoutely perfect
autumn grounds: Rolling Stone - "She rocks the stage, and now she'll rock your world!"
Valisthewinner: mine would be in cosmo "Find out why Val really is the winner"
Sleepy819: a food mag...with me eatting lotta food
frenchy73: Peoples Sexiest man alive issue. But it would have another caption "Hell Freezes over!"
Rjarek727: It would be some random mens magazine
Rjarek727: like GQ or Mens Journal
Rjarek727: and it would read
Rjarek727: one hundred days in a lesbian bordello-how to avoid rubbing it raw
Kris10Twenty: i would want to be on the cover of People and it would say "Small Town Bombshell marries Jesus"
RC3783: It would be Guitar Player Magazine And the Caption would read. Hello, I am the Bass Master Are you the Bass Keeper?
Haha I love it how everyone loves themselves and thinks they are the greatest hehe
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April 13th, 2004
10:42 am
If you could have one part of your body glow in the dark, what part would it be?
Kris10Twenty: my pupils
frenchy73: My eyes
aprovostHP: My Unit........
KrysCurran: my lips
Rjarek727 (2:20:52 PM): for glow in the dark body part i would have to go with my tongue, that way when i talk in the dark everyone has to pay attention to me because of the annoying flashing light
Hi kids350: hmmmmmmm..... my nose
Hi kids350: good old rudlph
(I'm adding them as the day goes on)
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10:42 am
If you were the opposite sex for a year, what one sexual thing would you never do with a lover?
BlaZe and Cheese: give head...cause thats just gross
I m WitchBaby: ass sex! ewww poopy penis
Borgguy130: Holy cow. Just one thing?
Borgguy130: I would never take it in the butt
VanStrummer: hmmm
VanStrummer: I wouldnt do anal
VanStrummer: or anything to do with bodily waste
VanStrummer: thats just gross
KrysCurran: oral sex
KrysCurran: that just seems sooo gross
StrahBuryShrtcak: and the 2nd one is umm i wouldnt mind doing anything...
H3809: touch their penis with any part of my body, I'd be prude
Rjarek727 (2:21:23 PM): and lets just say that i mysteriously turned into a woman
Rjarek727 (2:21:33 PM): id obviously would be a lesbian
Rjarek727 (2:22:03 PM): cause i like chicks, and there is nothing that i wouldnt do to a hot chick
Rjarek727 (2:22:29 PM): so, to be fair, i suppose that there is nothing that i wouldnt do
Rjarek727 (2:22:37 PM): and hey, its only a year
Rjarek727 (2:23:09 PM): no one is gonna believe you afterwords that you were a chick for a year
Rjarek727 (2:23:19 PM): so you might as well do all the nasty shit you can
Rjarek727 (2:23:29 PM): its a once in a lifetime experience
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April 12th, 2004
12:40 am
"If you learned that tomorrow morning you were to be permanently exiled from your country and could take just three things with you, what would they be?"
Minniola1: chewy (my favorite teddy), my computer, and my cd collection.
aprovostHP: U me and some sun screen
firelove61987: my car my family and my dog
Got2HavMorCwbll: queer eye for the straight guy dvds, lots of shampoo/conditioner and willie nelson
MerpTheCow: I Wouldn't need three. All I would need is a Million Dollar Bill (y'all). I'd be set.
cmsprints316: my bff, my computer, and clothes
I m WitchBaby: My sketch book with a pencil. a zombie survial guide and a Uzi with bullets.
CobwebSkirts: Chris, my francesca books, and my lap top.
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12:37 am
If you could say one sentence to the current pope, what would it be?
VanStrummer: "Hey dude, ever gotten laid?"
MTHVS16: Whats the meaning of life
autumn grounds: "What's under your hat?"
Borgguy130: I would say, "You are so wrong sometimes, but so wonderfully and refreshingly loving all the time"
frenchy73: SpongeBob Rules
Kris10Twenty: So what was Jim Caviezel like? :-)
BlaZe and Cheese: Are you really Catholic?
Valisthewinner: (ok i have to answer this one) I'd say while pointing at his shirt "Hey Pope, what's that on your shirt?" Then when he looked down, I would hit him in the face. Then run away giggling.
shOrts15 522: do u like lil boys
H3809: sinner
Got2HavMorCwbll: jesus you hawt
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12:36 am
If you were to complete the phrase "A life without love..." how would you finish it?
CobwebSkirts: A life without love...that's terrible!
FOOLISHlovin1211: is a life without happiness
KrysCurran: is less than perfect!
shOrts15 522: is a life w/out my friends
firelove61987: a life without love would be paradice!
MTHVS16: "Is like a day without the sun."
Got2HavMorCwbll: a life without love is a life without wendy's country style chicken strips
I m WitchBaby: is like a corn dog.. at first it seems good, but all you get is gas afterward.
frenchy73: is a life with out Val?
Kris10Twenty: a life without love is a life without hate
autumn grounds: is what we are all living in.
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12:36 am
If you could have a stranger come up to you whisper anything in your ear, what would you want them to say?
Hi kids350: the fat man walks alone
Sleepy819: come with me...i have fooooood
aprovostHP: Dude would have to be... want a million bucks
linds528: val is the winner
MTHVS16: Take me now
FOOLISHlovin1211: your the most gorgeous creature i've ever seen
Got2HavMorCwbll: i have an extra million dollars, want it
Got2HavMorCwbll: also that person would be jesus
RC3783: Mmmm... Toasty
Rjarek727: maybe you have your porno mag stuck to your ass
shOrts15 522: ur smoking
BlaZe and Cheese: Don't get on the plane
Kryscurran: you are the most beautiful creature I have ever seen, your boyfriend is a lucky guy
Kris10Twenty: "the sand man is coming to put sand in your eyes"
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12:33 am
If you had to say one word everytime you had an orgasm, what word would you pick?
FOOLISHlovin1211: fuck-yeah
Minniola1:it would be russian, something really hard to pronounce. see, i have trouble saying some russian words correctly. but if i could say one complicated russian word right everytime i have an orgasm, that would be really cool.
shOrts15 522: hmm..watermelon ahah just becasue i watched dirty dancing and theres watermelons
Jeff460187: mmmore
Got2HavMorCwbll: "val donovan"
Blinkdaili2: oh
Kris10Twenty:I love you
KrysCurran:i dont think i would talk
autumn grounds: I think I'd just have to go with the ordinary moaning and "yes, yes yes YESSSSSSSSS!"
Rjarek727: smile your on hidden camera
BlaZe and Cheese: funkadelic!
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12:32 am
If you could have the world's largest collection of one thing what would it be?
silfLP01: sneakers
Rjarek727: large amounts of alcohol
Rjarek727: cause im trashed
StArDaNcA 34 1: prewritten essays that are all A papers
Kris10Twenty: boyfriends
frenchy73: DVD's
aprovostHP: I dont have any idea...... Cars?
NeonLoveChicken5: yankees suck memorabilia or goldfish
autumn grounds: cell phone minutes.
VanStrummer: Pussy
breakmike57: krispy kreme donuts
Sleepy819: um food
Borgguy130: I would have the most friends *insert bashful but not gay look*
MTHVS16: dvd's
shOrts15 522: midgets
shOrts15 522: so i coukd have friends my own height
BlaZe and Cheese: $100 bills
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12:31 am
Everyone remembers book of questions right? Well I'm gonna have one question a day in my profile on AIM and the next day I'll post it in here.....
If you were a machine what machine would you be?
BlaZe and Cheese: a dildo! no I would be a microwave...because everyone loves a microwave
MTHVS16: i guess a paper shredder, cuz those are badass
Kris10Twenty: a wind machine so i can make wind and blow things away and fly kites!
I m WitchBaby: i woukld be a killing machine and blood would go everywhere
Hi kids350: a wood chipper. chips wood and god knows we all need that
firelove61987: vidio camera, i could know all the secrets
andyisapirate: a vibrator
Got2HavMorCwbll: a cellie, id be the one annoying appliance that no one could live without shOrts15 522: a sex machine... cause I love sex
autumn grounds: I'd be a microphone. I would tell your deepest secrets to huge crowds of people and still allow you to whisper like you were telling your closest friend. And also I would be held night after night my hot sweaty celebrities.
That was in my profile, but after I went to bed more people imed me answers.......
Rjarek727: id be a time machine, cause if you dont like my answer, hey fuck it, i can still change it...
kilinthenameof: dude, nobody said a car yet, thats terrible
kilinthenameof: better yet
kilinthenameof: a space craft, UFO style
kilinthenameof: I'll take ya to da moon baby
kilinthenameof: but realistically, I would be a BMW 5 series, the ultimate driving machine
StArDaNcA 34 1: I would so be a blender so a could make weirdo health shakes!
StArDaNcA 34 1: and also a vibater, because hey... who doesn't wanna be near a vagina?
H3809: I'd be a punch in the face machine, for people who ask stupid questions i'd punch them in the face, for example "If you were a machine what machine would you be?" Bam! Punched in the face
Stay tooned fo tomorrow's question
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March 22nd, 2004
11:05 pm - It's the end of the world as we know it
Alright folks the mystery has finally come to an end.
I would like to thank you all who were apart of this :)
I'd like to say that Tina is the winner and a good detective. She was the first person to figure out who Behind_the_sun was way long ago.
TINA YOU ROCK!!!
I also want to personally apologize to Tracy, for being a victum of this "game".
THE END.
This may not be the end of Behind_the_sun. Kristen has come up with a new idea.
Kris10Twenty: we should make it a game
Kris10Twenty: people should update, and then everyone else has to leave comments guessing who it is
Anyone in?
<3 Val
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February 27th, 2004
02:23 pm - Clap Your Hands
It's been a while since I've written, eh? I bet everyone has missed me. I've just been busy, learning how to be a scientist and all.
Good news, me and Captain Morgan are going to see No Doubt in June. Gwen is hot. It's weird, because I know a lot of girls who like No Doubt and always talk about how they can't wait to see Gwen because she is hot. Does this make us lesbians? I don't think I would have sex with her, I just think she's hot. I'm not going to talk about this anymore. Thank you.
Spring break is coming up and I'm not doing anything special. Maybe I'll just work, or maybe I'll lie to my employer and say that I'm going to some island for spring break, so I can't work. I think I need a new job. Oh, and I also think I need a new career aspiration. I mean, do I REALLY want to spend the rest of my life being a scientist? Being Mrs. Mofield. I sure do love that woman, but I could never measure up to her level of insanity.
Llama fight!
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/bitospud/courier/black/groggy.gif) groggy
Current Music: Raffi
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February 11th, 2004
10:25 pm - The Gods of Rock and the People they pee on...
There is something going on in rock music today that is causing our beloved past time to go the way of the dinosaur. And what is this giant rock hurtling towards Plant Rock N Roll called? Emo. This collection of frauds and wusses has been plauging music for a little while now, and this is what kills me- this so called off shoot of punk music is nothing like it. When did you see a punk rocker, I mean a REAL PUNK ROCKER, cry like a five year old with a skinned knee? Roger Daltrey never cried, no way. He wrote cool songs about kicking ass and taking names. Joe Strummer was all about standing up to authority and rocking the Casbah. Did they pine away about some broad who left them 10 years ago? No way, they just got with some groupies. That is punk.
Now, who is emo? How do you identify these people? Well, first and foremost, if you talk to someone who is emo, chances are they will tell you that they are emo at least 500 hundred times in the first two minutes of the conversation. Failing that, you can pick someone who is emo out of a crowd very easily. They are usually the ones who are dressed like a rejected extra from Punky Brewster. They have those boxy glasses from hell, that are simply made to distort faces. They look like they haven't showered in about three weeks, and their eyes are red and worn down from staying up all night crying over lost love. Not to mention the cool shirts they wear with any amount of weird crap, or crappy bands scrawled across the front. Then there are the Saucony shoes. That seems to be the standard foot wear of all that is emo. Those weird shoes that look like they would fall apart if a somebody dropped a pebble on them. Then there are those studded belts. I can imagine another use for those studded belts, other then holding up the pants of mislead youth. Hanging themselves with it.
See, having a relationship when your emo is extremely difficult. Because emo boys are so distrustful of girls, they will not date. So they sit around, writing sad wussy love songs and crying. This causes the emo girls to desire them more, and start putting stupid song long lyrics in their profiles and away messages about how they want this boy so terribly. When they finally do get said boy, it is an overly dramatic, crappy relationship where they argue alot and cry and have these emotional reunions where they swear things will be different. Five minutes later, they are bitching at each other about something. It's a vicious cycle.
Now let's take a look at the actual emo music itself, the cause of this degradation to society.
Here are some wicked cool emo band names:
Bright Eyes
Taking Back Sunday
Dashboard Confessional
Yellowcard
Further Seems Forever
The Beautiful Mistake
You know, looking at that list, it just proves how overly dramatic these morons are. Further Seems Forever??? The Beautiful Mistake???? How can these guys ever be taken seriously? It's like reading a list of band names made up by a dysfunctional 13 year old. I want good old fashioned band names that kick some ass, like Led Zeppelin, Metallica, Black Sabbath, The Rolling Stones, The Clash. They were cool.
Let's look at a sampling of lyrics from EMO songs. I think this is my favorite part. The following is an excerpt from a Dashboard song called Screaming Infidelities. Talk about leaving alot to the imagination
I'm cuddling close
To blankets and sheets
But you're not alone, and you're not discreet
Make sure I know who's taking you home.
I'm reading your note over again
There's not a word that I comprehend,
Except when you signed it
"I will love you always and forever."
Well As for now I'm gonna hear the saddest songs
And sit alone and wonder
How you're making out
But as for me, I wish that I were anywhere with anyone
Making out.
I'm missing your laugh
How did it break?
And when did your eyes begin to look fake?
I hope you're as happy as you 're pretending.
I really don't need to say anything. Just look at those whiney, cry baby lyrics. You lost a girl. Great. Join the club, we all lose people. Like you need to cry about it. Whats even worse is people actually snatch this blather up. Who wants to hear someone sing 11 songs about girls? In all reality, no one. But there in lies the crux of the emo.
Now here are some cool lyrics:
We'll be fighting in the streets
With our children at our feet
And the morals that they worship will be gone
And the men who spurred us on
Sit in judgement of all wrong
They decide and the shotgun sings the song
That's from the coolest rock song ever, Won't Get Fooled Again, by the Who. Notice the suspicious lack of crying over a girl. Notice the kick ass talk about making change to this crazy old world. This is punk rock music. This is cool at it's absolute height. Emo doesn't touch this.
Listen, if these emo people are really as sad as they claim to be, they need to put their money into something more useful rather then emo records, like therapy or psyhce meds. If someone else in a relationship screwed you up that bad, drop the dime, swallow your pride, take a shower, and call a doctor. Listening to another dude cry isn't going to help these problems, so why search for answers in these crappy anthems? Go pick up "Who's Next" or "London Calling." After listening to the Gods, how you can listen to the people they pee on?
Just think about it.
If Captain Morgan plays one more Dashboard song, I'm going to scream.
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February 4th, 2004
01:08 pm - I need a little help with a roomate
Right now I sit in the lounge waiting for my next class to start. I hate waiting for classses. I mean, I could go back to my dorm but by the time I walk all the way over there my pants and shoes will be soaked by all the puddles and I won't have time to do much besides calm capt. and mrs. down. They seem to be fighting a lot lately. It displeases me to see them in this array but I hate it even more because they keep trying to get me in the middle of it and I want to stay on my roommates good side. There is nothing worst then hating the people you live with.... Well maybe waking up to hearing roommates having sex is a little gross but other then that nothing is worst.
How do I tell Mrs. Clitoris that it bothers me that she has sex in the room while I am there. It makes me sooo unconfortable. I mean it would be one thing if she thought I was sleeping but to have me up on the computer and her still going at it is awkward for me. Also, its not like I know the guys either. After they have sex he'll get up and say, "hi, I'm (insert shirthead name here)". Man, Mrs. Clitoris gets me everytime.
My mom likes to come and visits. The other day I saw my mom out side and we went back to my room to bring all the food she brought me (mmmm) we walked into the room and mrs. clitoris was having sex. I didn't know what to do. This is my mom we're talking about. Couldn't Mrs. have a little more respect? She needs to lock the door when the room is going to be "occupied". Anyway, I quickly dropped the food down and told my mom thatwe should go out. She fell for it because I don't have a car here so when she comes up I wanna go out. thank god. Thanks a lot Mrs. Clitorus
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Current Music: boop boop be do
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January 29th, 2004
08:12 pm - Mary Poppins
Today was almost worse than slipping on ice.
I was walking back to my dorm after my bio lab and I was walking very carefully so that I wouldn't slip again. I was successful, kind of. The problem today was the wind. I have a big hood on my jacket, and a big gust of wind came and caught my hood and like Mary Poppins, I flew away. I didn't really fly away, but I got blown into the middle of the road and there was a car coming and it almost hit me. I felt like Kevin McCallister in Home Alone.
Cheese quesadillas for lunch today!
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Current Music: Some rrrreal bad singin coming from upstairs
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January 28th, 2004
12:49 am - Who is that loser all by herself?
Has anyone noticed just how icy it is out? I didn't until today. I was walking from my dorm to the Biology building which is like 15 feet apart with my books in my hand when I slipped and fell on ice. It was so awkward because scrambled my books together, raced to my feet, and looked around to see if anyone saw me. The most embarressing part was that I couldn't really laugh because no one saw me and I mean you can't really laugh at yourself alone. No come on what would you do if you saw someone walking down the street cracking up and they were by themselves? Can anyone say Crraazzyyy?
I have a mysterious lover. But that will be a later post. i'll hold you all in suspence for a bit.
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Current Music: dada da da...oh captain morgan and her tango music
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January 23rd, 2004
09:11 pm - Irony's a Bitch!
Bring me two pina coladas
I want one for each hand
Let's set sail with Captain Morgan
But we'll never leave dry land
Troubles, I forget 'em
I buried them in the sand
So bring me two pina coladas
She said good bye to her good timing man
This song reminds me of my good friend and roommate, Captain Morgan.
Here's an ironic story, the other day I was driving and I almost ran over a crossing guard. Hahahaha, but I didn't.
Current Mood: hot
Current Music: Twoooo pina coladas
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January 21st, 2004
10:00 am - Friggen dog
Hi! Well I'm back at school again and I'm more ready for my roommates this semester. They are crazy; I'm not even kidding you. I have two roommates. One is Mrs. Clitoris; a sex-a-holic how proudly walks around the room naked. Seriously, I don't know what to do with myself when she does this. I feel so awkward when I walk into the room and she's having sex. If she's going to be "occupying" the room couldn't she at least lock the door? Come on now. Then we have Captain Morgan; a complete moron who I don’t even know how she got out of middle school, never mind high school! I bet she’s sleeping with the Dean. That must be how she got in here. This semester should be an interested one.
I had such a good birthday. I worked all day and a friggen dog bit me. Why do they always do this to me??? At least today it was only a Maltese, they don’t hurt that much. Just in case your wondering, I wash dogs as my job. I like to call myself a “dog-washer” others say they groom dogs, but you know what? It’s really not that fancy. I just wash them, that’s it… and they bite me. But hey, at least its better then my last job right?? In high school I was a crossing guard and I mean it was great, I was great…. until I got hit by a car. So that sucked and I decided “maybe this isn’t the job for me”
When I got home my best friend, Medusa, surprised me. She planned a little party for me at my house with the fam. It was really nice of her. And rainbow cake! My favorite! A very good day.
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Current Music: Captain Morgans playing some sort of folk music
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January 19th, 2004
04:06 pm
I think everybody needs to chill out a little bit. Step back, assess the situation, and then everything will be all right.
Wouldn't you all be embarassed if that really was my real name? How foolish would you seem if that was actually my name? Stranger things have happened. Michael Jackson has a kid named Blanket. What if you met him and you were like "No way, your name is not Blanket"? Because he'd be like "yeah, it is". Then you'd look like a jerk.
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